Sometimes, some things are just inexplicable! And you just have to accept them for what they are.
And one of those things can be something as mundane as a trending hashtag on Twitter.
So, this morning, Wednesday, 16th October 2019, the hashtag #toto is trending at number 4 on Twitter Nigeria trends.
The thing is that no one seems to know why the hashtag is trending. But trust the Nigerian folks on Twitter to just flow with and have fun. Many of them have jumped in on the hashtag to ask why it’s trending, and thereby aggrandising the trend, whether by design or not. Just as Twitter user Daddy’s last born (@Ilehleo2) explains:
The reason #toto is trending is simply because everyone is asking why #toto is trending ??
— Daddy’s last born (@Ilehleo2) October 16, 2019
And in case if you’re wondering what ‘toto’ is, it’s pidgin slang for v*gina.
Who knows, maybe someone woke up this morning with a hard-on or something. You know, it’s not inconceivable and certainly nothing to be ashamed of. At least, they know it’s working. Just kidding.
Anyway, here’s a sample of the tweets:
Just don’t get why #Toto is trending pic.twitter.com/MOCjdvcSuf
— IgboticSavage? (@am_Kingkata) October 16, 2019
God why is #Toto trending ????? lord please i think it’s time… pic.twitter.com/IhXBxJ9OsA
— Blvck china (@sido_jude) October 16, 2019
How on earth is #Toto trending? pic.twitter.com/fvRTkJ8g3b
— ¿¿¿¿¿ ‘that fear-fear chicken’ (@AlexManji) October 16, 2019
I had sex yesterday for the first time in two months
Woke up this morning and Toto is trending #Toto— igbini peter (@IgbiniPeter) October 16, 2019
What’s going on today #Toto is trending pic.twitter.com/05ESCKMnI8
— ?INJECTION PAPI? (@Iam_Sukky) October 16, 2019
What Could Possibly Make #Toto Trend? pic.twitter.com/PCh1K3C08x
— Tune Eh Stickx?? (@_tunestickx_) October 16, 2019
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