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Doctor Cupid: These 5 ‘roses are red’ jokes will make your partner laugh and melt their heart

Every single relationship needs a number of things to be successful, including the ability of partners to make each other laugh. 

Sometimes, you want o send your partner an afternoon text but you don’t want to send the conventional text message to them. That is why we compiled this short list of funny ‘roses are red’ jokes.

These jokes are all funny and serve the additional purpose of making your partner laugh. So, be spontaneous and use these to spice up their day.

1.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I’m bad at gardening,

And even worse at poetry.

2.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You’re a pyscho,

But I still love you.

3.

Roses are red,

The earth is wide,

You’d look much better,

With me by your side.

4.

Roses are red,

Relationships are tough,

The reason I love you,

Is we hate the same stuff.

5.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I hate poetry,

But I’m into you.

Use these texts to spice up your relationship and make your partner laugh. Don’t forget to share your thoughts in the comments section below.

Simbiat
Simbiat Haroun studied Computer Science at the University of Lagos. She enjoys doing research and spends most of her time reading. She can be contacted at simbiat@sidomexuniversal.com.

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